23/02/12 Never Play With The Dead (2001)

Never Watch This Film.

Titting hell! Did somebody decide to 'write' a horror film, dip their hands into two buckets of cement and when it got hard start whacking a keyboard with their freshly set concrete mittens?

They then decided it wasn't terrible enough so they chose to include racial stereotypes, piss-poor acting, tectonic pacing and a gash ending that makes no sense?

Tediously bad film about some youths who try and hold a rave party in a big abandoned house and one of the women gets freaked out by the sight of a child (bloody feminists!). No one turns up for the rave and almost all the young people seem to die.

I've had bowel movements that are more stimulating.

2/10

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399402/

                 There's an exciting screencap from the film of some  tea being made. One of the highlights.

                                                                     Perkin.