24/02/12 Traveler (2010)

Val Kilmer plays a guy who waddles into a police station and waffles on about killing people. As he does, people die, by suffocation, garden spade, being sliced up and possibly boredom.

What's Val short for? I reckon it's Valerie Kilmer. He has a very wide face these days. Obviously likes a pie.

Quite nicely shot, but gets a bit boring, has some terrible death scenes and a ballbag ending.

4/10

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1533084/

                                         Valerie Kilmer's wide head.

                                                             Perkin.