Two American wankers with limitlessly punchable faces arrive in Moscow massively smug over the fact that they've invented a pub guide for smartphones that they plan on selling. The deal goes bollock-shaped and they decide to go out and get pissed. Just as they manage to pull two non-Russian girls, a load of evil, alien glow-worms fall out of the sky and start evaporating people. They then behave in that uniquely heroic way that only American people with nice hair can, and tit about like a right set of cunts.
The good:
Use of locations
Some camera work
The design of the aliens, whilst not visually threatening or greatly interesting, was at least novel.
Some of the effects
The bad:
Most things not covered by the above.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1093357/
2/10
Make a sequel and we will hunt you down.
Perkin.
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