Tuesday 12 June 2012

12/06/12 Twixt (2011)

Bloody hell, it's terrible.

Valarie Kilmer plays Tipsy O'Finnigan, a washed up novelist who writes old shit about pretend witches for a living. He stops in a small town and something about vampires happens.

And some crap-awful fifteen minute long dream sequences.

This was directed by Francis Ford Coppola. Who I've just decided will now be known as Frankie Datsun Crappola.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1756851/

1/10


The least wooden member of the cast.



This was possibly the casting.



"Fuck me, Reggie! You look rough for 25"





Perkin.

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