27/07/12 Maximum Overdrive (1986)

I loved this film when I was about 13. Got into AC/DC because of it. The band, not being bisexual or electrical currents. The soundtrack's still flippin' ace. Film itself? Not held up so well. Nice idea, technology becoming globally self-aware overnight and turning on the humans. Steven King's only attempt at directing.

Stick to the books, Steve.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499/
4/10

"Oh, lord, no! Won't somebody think of the melons! Why!? WHY!?"

"Shush woman! I'm a melonphile, this is heaven! Sexy melon jackpot!"

"Hot exposed melons?"

*Wanks furiously*

"Are you Jeremy Clarkson?"

"Yes."

"Why are you wearing that bright green Tshirt?"

"It's a tribute to the fallen melons."

"You cunty gobshite."

"Which one of you melon-fucker perverts ordered a crate full of Dutch children?"

Perkin.