03/08/12 Missionary Man (2007)

Dolph Lundgren film that isn't anything to do with sexual positions. Although if it was, alternative titles could've been:

Reverse Cowgirl Chap
Doggystyle Fella
Spitroast Guy
Having A Wank Behind A Skip Bloke

No, as it turns out this is a pretty weak tribute/remake/rip-off of Pale Rider but set in modern times in a small town inhabited by bad actors.

It's alright, the sort of thing Channel 5 used to put on at 9pm each night, back before it was pretending to be a real TV station. Adam Faith's final words are as true now as they were then.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0926110/
5/10

Perkin.