Saturday 16 May 2015

15/05/15 Strangers On A Train (1951)

Pretty sure everyone who has even a casual interest in films knows the rough plotline of this. Two strangers meet on a train (funnily enough, the title's something of a spoiler so far) They both have problems, a domineering father and an unfaithful wife, and so one of them suggests that they should murder the person that troubles the other, therefore blah, blah, blah.

64 years was a long time ago, from my experience, on a modern train journey you'd only have to approach the nearest person with a neck tattoo and say "Oh mate, stab that cunt" and it'd be job done. Or at least a good shoeing on a rail replacement bus service. Still, back in the early '50s, people used to wear a tuxedo to take a shit. Things were far more formal back then.

Anyway, as part of the 'What's the deal with Hitchcock' pledge, I watched this today. Definitely too dated to be thrilling by modern standards, the main bad guy is a laughably effeminate, dandyish fop, but it's still entertaining and very watchable.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1823672/
7/10



Courtship was very stiff back then. Even facing each other pre-marriage was considered an unforgivable sex act.


"Gosh darn it, Gary! Are you being wanked off by a midget again?!"


"Yes, Miriam. Forgive me. It's their tiny hands, I can't resist 'em!"


"Good day, Sir. Welcome to my humble crib. I'm Papa G-Money, these are my bitches, Kanesha and Barbara."


IF this blog was to ever run caption competitions, this screen cap would prob be the first.


"Darling, would you like me to prune your hat?"
"Yes please, it's very upsetting."


Perkin.







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