17/06/15 Tooken (2015)

Parody of the Taken films. Taken 2 and 3  actually do a better job at making the Taken films look like the rediculous nonsense they are.

Hang on, back in a mo.

Just had a look online and, yup, Taken 4 is apparently "possibly going to happen". Taken Four: Even takier. The takiest installment yet. The auto-suggest on my phone came up with this:

That paracetemol thing, that might be the plot,

"I have a very particular set of ailments. If I don't TAKE my medication when advised, I may become irritable or develop loose bowel movements. Warning, film may cause drowsiness."

That wasn't very funny, but neither is this film. At all.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3564200/

2/10

Perkin.