Cover version of The Thing set on a ship full of science people. Space ship that is, not, like a P&O ferry.
Although that could be great.
"Miriam, there's a disturbance among the scones"
"Not now, Gary, I'm two numbers away from a full house. Oh... The announcer has just spouted an extra arm and two heads"
"As long as we get to Calais on time, I couldn't give a whistle. Another pot of tea?"